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trillow: i actually invented masturbation back in ‘82, when i tripped over while running and my...

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:35:34 -0400

i actually invented masturbation back in ‘82, when i tripped over while running and my hand brushed the tip of my Bro-Dong. i, of course, came instantly

princessofworms: im a scientist and very important to know goat...

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:33:30 -0400

princessofworms:

im a scientist and very important to know goat part

feistie: if a singer titled their song sk8r boi nowadays they would get punched in the face

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:33:02 -0400

feistie:

if a singer titled their song sk8r boi nowadays they would get punched in the face

catswithbenefits: catswithbenefits: what is the trendiest part of the body the hip

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:32:44 -0400

catswithbenefits:

catswithbenefits:

what is the trendiest part of the body

the hip

abwhoretion: “Hello Lifealert” “Hello Stella, are you okay?” “… is...

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:29:32 -0400

abwhoretion:

“Hello Lifealert”

“Hello Stella, are you okay?”

“… is your refrigerator running?”

“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your shit”

gwendolphin: 4spooky8me dubble the spooke

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:28:17 -0400

gwendolphin:

4spooky8me

dubble the spooke

Photo

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:59:24 -0400

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Sat, 25 May 2013 17:28:14 -0400

zazzle-poetry: buy here wait but this could actually be useful...

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:28:00 -0400

zazzle-poetry:

buy here

wait but this could actually be useful for when you’re going somewhere and you know it’s gonna be awkward to ask

macknomore: solubility: the hole in my heart can only be filled by a #2 pencil. Do not use a...

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:26:53 -0400

macknomore:

solubility:

the hole in my heart can only be filled by a #2 pencil. Do not use a mechanical pencil. Do not leave any stray marks.

If you change you mind, be sure to erase yourself completely

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:25:29 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

sadistic-tampon: themano: Pika I JUSFT HIT KMY HEAD OF THE...

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:25:06 -0400

sadistic-tampon:

themano:

Pika

I JUSFT HIT KMY HEAD OF THE DOOR I THOUGHT THIDS WOUDL BE A CUTE STOP MOTION ANIMATION WITH A PIKACHU AND A CAT OH MY GFOD

poopflow: poopflow:

Sat, 25 May 2013 16:58:20 -0400

poopflow:

poopflow:

thedsgnblog: Gijs Dries | http://behance.net/Mostly “Full...

Sat, 25 May 2013 16:57:25 -0400

thedsgnblog:

Gijs Dries | http://behance.net/Mostly

“Full branding project for a film production studio from Brussels.”

Freelance Designer / Art-Director based in Hasselt , Belgium. Owner of Mostly Premium urban clothing. Focused on graphic design, illustration and typography.

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josenagel: starllex: josenagel: protip: before he climaxes punch him in his peepee to ensure a...

Sat, 25 May 2013 16:55:54 -0400

josenagel:

starllex:

josenagel:

protip: before he climaxes punch him in his peepee to ensure a wild orgasm!

please dont do this

as you can see i am not a true pro

thewaywardfox: protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”

Sat, 25 May 2013 16:55:07 -0400

thewaywardfox:

protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”

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Sat, 25 May 2013 16:54:21 -0400

Fairly Odd Parents gettin real -dad style

Sat, 25 May 2013 16:53:37 -0400

Fairly Odd Parents gettin real -dad style

realitybl0ws: heres to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir...

Sat, 25 May 2013 16:52:59 -0400

realitybl0ws:

heres to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store

esexist: there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday

Sat, 25 May 2013 16:52:50 -0400

esexist:

there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday