wearesorryfortheinconvenience: wearesorryfortheinconvenience: my friend is CONVINCED he is the one who brought on post limit. a few years ago he was reblogging a single picture as fast as he could as many times as he could and then the server crashed and ever since then people started hitting a post limit its his fault we go through this if you where wondering this is the image bUT IDK...
jimbertimber: coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
mormondad: this video turned me christian
I was just babysitting some kids and we were playing this game where I was the cop and they were the robbers and they had to say all of the bad things they did so I would want to catch them and then out of nowhere the 9-year-old goes “I stole a plane and took over it and crashed it into the pentagon building and the twin towers” and I almost gave up then and there because that’s...
sluttyoliveoil: sluttyoliveoil: what does the teen boy say after murdering a man haha no homo(cide)
fefeferi: when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
ringostarring: ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us well maybe we wouldn’t sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws what did you say, punk? bIG MEATY CLAWS WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS...
ursorum: Doctor Who the hell cares
iamonlydorb: sucysucyfivedolla: the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg oh no I’m not falling for this one again
hoaran: btw at dinner tn my mom said harry styles looks like a monkey and my brother looked her in the eyes and said “these meatballs are shitty and youre fucking rude”
Anonymous asked: you actually look so much like hayley joel osment what the fuck
torsos: i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers
whorville: It’s not gay if its on the moon
i-o-u-a-fall: so i went to a museum the other day there’s this on the office window of the biology room and this is the first one i see
slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers
dorkbowl: list of instiruments i dont want to be waken up bye -kazzo -behgpipes -a lemen -at least 7 babbons